"I remember how the waitress tried to battle me on that one saying that that glob of fetal death was 'normal' and when I got my replacement eggs they were pretty much hard boiled. That scarred me for life, I still haven't ordered poached eggs anywhere since. yuck!"
So, the other day I went to pick up a Papa Murphy's pizza which is right next to Patty's Egg Nest and noticed their sign out front proudly states "Seattle's Best Breakfast," in quotations. I started laughing like hell because of the quotes and thought back to the incident with Tim. "How perfect," I thought. "As long as they leave it in quotes, they can just serve dog fecal matter and played it off as breakfast."
Going with this same theme, Tim and I came up with a few other ideas for their menu:
"Delicious" Corned Beef Hash
"Enjoyable" Chicken Fried Steak
Every breakfast item involving eggs must contain an asterisk with a footer note at the bottom of the menu that reads:
* Patty's uses only non-GMO, cage-free, "unfertilized" eggs
3 comments:
the only eggs i have had from there are the ones on the eggs benedict and i have only been to the one by my house, but im still saying its damn fine. Then again i have never gotten nasty baby chicken eggs. The nutter butter french toast is the bomb, thats right i said it the bomb 1995 rep it.
Yeah, perhaps I shouold give it another chance, but the sight of that green chicken fetus was pretty damn disturbing!
Your ass certainly is Seattle's best breakfast. It's delicious!
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