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Craigslist Free Item of The Day: Volume 11

FREE Hornet's Nest




I have a hornet's nest free for the taking! Hornets included. You must remove. Will need a ladder, it's under a 2nd floor eave. I just noticed it today. It's almost the size of a volleyball.

* Location: Knoxville:West Knox Cty
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

HAHAHAHA! This has got to be one of the best "Free Craigslist Items of the Day," I've even seen. I'm guessing the poster just has a wicked sense of humor, but I also like to imagine some white trash, borderline mentally challenged individual seriously trying to get rid of this thing. Either way, it was a great find. Thanks so much to Steve for the tip, and keep them coming!

Wit Da Geezer, My Main Man. . .Boutros, Boutros, Boutros, Boutros. . .

This fantastic interview never ceases to amuse me. I love the repetition of his name, how he gets Boutros to say "shit" in French, and admit that Arabic is a funny sounding language. HAHAHA!

Craigslist Free Item of The Day: Volume 10

And now to celebrate the 10th anniversary of the "Craigslist Free Item of The Day," I proudly present:

2 gerbals with Cages need new homes (Renton)



They are both Females. One cage is brand new the other fell and the top is cracked but it was glued back together. They have a ton of tubes not shown and a gerbal ball. great pet for any family

Little does this unsuspecting guy know, these fine gerbils will most likely be picked up by some type of Richard Gere type character that will want them up his ass. I mean hell, all it takes is a little lube, a shaving of your favorite pet, and a paper towel tube and you've got one hell of a fun-filled evening!

Wallingford Estate Man Love Fest 2009

I don't know what it is about our house, but for some reason there seems to be a lot of drunken silly shenanigans going on over here. Often times these drunken, wild ass nights lead to nudity and in some cases, some heavy man on man action. Take this night for example - there was some serious binge drinking going on, which lead to this:



The young man on the left who we'll call "James" pulled his little "schlong" out and exposed to it to the young fella on the right who we'll call "Samuel." It is necessary, as before, to protect the true identities of these two young gentleman as they are well known public figures. I love "Samuel's" reponse, it seems to say, "hey what the fuck are you showing me that thing for? Get it away!"



Here's another classic shot. It's a bit hard to see, but "James" forces "Samuel's" mouth down on his hard, throbbing member. Lucky for "James," Samuel was craving some delicious man meat and happily swallowed it whole.



And although I previously included this shot on my blog, I had to throw it up again. It is such a beautiful depiction of man love/hate. The boys find themselves wrestling with their sexuality, "Brokeback Mountain" style, but ultimately find themselves in a loving embrace.

I'm considering starting a "drunken man love night" over here every Thursday. Let me know if you want to come on by!

Gum

I watched this movie a couple of nights ago. It's still as good (or better) than when it came out!