Magnificent Birthday

I celebrated the beginning of my 32nd year of existence this previous week. When I say "celebrate," I really do mean "celebrate." What I thought would be a low key evening of Thai food and early night, ended with me drunkenly eating cake with french braids in my hair, while wearing a Snuggie at 2 in the morning. Yikes! Please enjoy this little photo journal from the evening.


Look at me, I'm a crazy zebra wizard!!!


Tawon Thai with da whole posse, represent bitch!


The kindly waitress brought me over a couple of big scoops of ice cream, which I turned into a fine looking accidental dong.


Tim brought me Dots. "I fucking love Dots."


I have no idea who this is, really. Pretty sure it was the bartender at the Dubliner, from what I remember, she was nice.


Drunk later in the night, I put on my Snuggie and enjoyed a fine piece of cake. Delicious!

Hot Tub Dick Machine

A few weeks back I was privileged enough to enjoy a weekend out at my friend's time share condo in Kala Point, near Port Townshend, WA. I really feel this photo sums up the whole experience. Adam's head is thrown back in ecstasy as I pleasure him orally underneath the water. I also like the "Jessie," Adam's girlfriend was the photographer. Apparently she doesn't mind a little man on man love. HAHA!

Lick That Chocolate Nip Nip!!!

I love receiving "anonymous" photos of funny shit in my inbox. The other day my friend who we'll call "Judy," sent me this photo of an "accidental tit." Seeing as it was ice cream, I'm sure she savored the flavor as she dipped the delicious black nipple in her mouth, Hilarious!

Thanks "Judy," and keep those photos "coming."