"It's Not That Big!"

A little blurry. This is what looking at this packing slip drunk would look like!

Today, I received a "little package" from "Minnie Wang." Now, this almost seems too good to be true, so I've included a copy of the packing slip as photographic evidence. "Minnie" lives in Bejiing. I imagine her/him to be a hermaphrodite with both a vagina and a small, awkrad little penis. When her parents were trying to come up with something to call her, they looked at this little protrusion, and said "mini wang, it a mini wang!" The name stuck, and now Minnie must live with her parents decision the rest of her/his life.