This has to be my favorite news stories of the whole year. I'll include all of The Seattle Times story below, but let me sum up this situation for you:
A couple of drunken buffoons get drunk as shit early in the day. They decide it would be fun to go driving around wearing a child's banana costume and expose their dicks to a woman eating in a Wendy's restaurant. They then proceed to drive to a ranch yelling incoherently while brandishing a shot gun. Holy shit, let's make a movie out of this! HA!
The Seattle Times Report:
Clallam County sheriff's deputies on Tuesday arrested a man dressed in a child's banana costume after he allegedly exposed himself to a woman at a Port Angeles restaurant.
According to the Peninsula Daily News, Carlton Jeffery Kohnert, 21, is suspected of exposing himself to a woman at a Port Angeles Wendy's restaurant and then driving through Four Seasons Ranch brandishing a shotgun. He was arrested for investigation of reckless endangerment, aiming or discharging a weapon and indecent exposure, Clallam County sheriff's Sgt. Randy Pieper tells the Daily News.
Pieper said Kohnert didn't offer much of an explanation for the yellow banana costume. "All we know is he was drinking earlier in the day, but he didn't really have a reason for the costume," Pieper told the Daily News.
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