Heavy, Far Out Rock and Roll Action This Saturday!

My rock and roll performing group, The Vague Prophets, will be putting on a live performance this Saturday. We're playing The Monkey Pub, one of our favorite local "watering holes." I guess it would be considered a "dive" as there's cheap beer, somewhat "funky" decore, and bathrooms that smell like a fucking petting zoo. oooh, there's also a "glory hole" in the men's room that I plan on trying out on Adam this Saturday. I hope your hungy for man meat, sweetheart!



Also, this is the outfit Steve, our guitarist, will be wearing. . .it would be worth you "coming" just to see him in this get-up:



And lastly, here's Joey and Steve "promoting" for this show. Note we have FOUR of our flyers from FOUR seperate shows on this pole. People living in the U-District must think "we're out of our fucking minds!" LOL.

Craigslist Free Item of the Day: Tahoe Special Edition

Yes! My friend Jaime in Tahoe is now into checking out the FREE section of craigslist and posting them on her blog. The one featuring this cardboard tube is about the funniest damn thing I've ever seen. Give it a read, and then start checking your local craigslist ads for hilarious shit. Please get back to me with what you find.

The Best Comment Ever Written By Mankind

Holy good god almighty! In response to my recent blog regarding my love for "80's Hard Rock," I received the following comment from an "Anonymous" fan of mine:

"You are a total fag and have bad taste in glam rock! I'd punch you out but that would expend to much energy and I'm a lazy piece of shit! those guys in the bands look so much like girls I'd fuck thier faces and cumshot on thier chins!!"



This is by far the best comment ever left on my blog. The level of immaturity, sexual perversity, and profanity makes for one brilliant message. Thank you "Anonymous," whoever you are!

The Love Bench

I was playing a round of disc golf the other day, and we happened upon this "Fag Bench." It's a bit hard to see, but between Joe and I, it's written right there in black sharpie. So, we figured, "what the hell," if we're going to be sitting on the fag bench, we may as well be pretend to be gay. Do you think it worked?

Craigslist Free Item of The Day: Volume 10

rusty bike frame (Seattle)

Frame:
unisex
Peugot
small (~20")

come and get it

130 23rd ave e (blue house)






My favorite part about this posting was the close up of the tireless, seatless, rusty ass bike. Not only did they post text about it being rusty, but they included a close up shot so you can see just how shitty it actually is! HAHA!

CHAINBANGER'Z DISC GOLF SHOP!!!

Today my good friend Keith opened Seattle's only all disc golf shop, Chainbanger'z. I'm really excited for him, and I think this will be a successful, bad ass business. If you live in the Seattle area, drive on down to Burien and check it out. For now, they're selling all types of discs, bags and Chainbanger'z t-shirts. I hear he's going to have an "official grand opening" soon, I'll keep you updated.



Jon, Keith, me, Bagel (L to R) in front of the shop a few weeks ago.



Jon trying out the indoor putting range. How incredibly bad ass is that? Note the hand painted Mt. Rainier mural on the right side. Nice work Keith!

80's Hard Rock Thursday

I've decided from time to time, I will pick a "theme" and listen to three albums at work that fall into a particular category. I refrained from using the term "metal" or "glam metal" as all three albums don't really sound metal to me, especially the Poison, which is just rock or hard rock.

Here's the three albums I listened to at work today:







I'm not the hugest W.A.S.P. fan, but I like them alright, and this album is growing on me.

That first Motley Crue record is a dirty, whiskey drinkin', stripper fuckin, drug snortin' son of a bitch! Seriously though, it's a raw, nasty, ass kicker of a rock and roll album. I've said it plenty of times before, but I will stand by "Too Fast for Love" and "Shout at the Devil," as being classic hard rock records.

As far as the debut Poison LP, this was my favorite record of 1987. I literally wore out my original cassette tape with repeated listens. Wikipedia lists the album's themes as "ambition, lust, sexual frustration, love lost and, most importantly, anti-social behavior." That's heavy, man. I will admit, some of the music and production sounds a little "dated" at this point, but I can still listen to the album in its entirety, and sing along almost word for word.

I completely expect to be made fun of for admitting my admiration for Poison and Motley Crue. So go ahead and ridicule me(this means you Joel!) I wouldn't even consider the Poison and Crue records as "guilty pleasures," they're just "pleasures." Besides making fun of me, please share some albums or artists that I might be "surprised" that you like.

Eloquent Charles Manson

I watched this video about 10 times today. Let me know what you think.

Awesome Show

My band is playing this Saturday. If you live in Seattle, PLEASE come out to this show and bring 25 of your closest friends! Thanks!

"Merry Christmas. Shitter Was Full!"

Totally Rad Shirts, Bro!

Here's a few t-shirts that I really like. Is it just me or is the "Che Guevara wearing a Che Guevara shirt" t-shirt about the funniest fucking thing ever? On a related note, my Birthday is only 2 months away, so if you'd like to purchase either one of the first two shirts you can visit The Onion's website.





But really, what I'd like for my Birthday is some more of these dope gas station style shirts. I want one that really says, "I'm a bad ass." Maybe with a ferocious eagle swooping down on a big rig truck or something?

Lemur Encounter

Has anyone ever though an "erotic encounter" with a lemur would be hot? I think I've figured out a great untapped porn fetish - or maybe there's already someone out there that's into it?

Best Album Covers of 2009

Here are my three favorite album covers I've seen so far this year. What's your favorite?



Dinosaur Jr. "Farm"



Wilco "Wilco (The Album)"



Spiral Stairs "The Real Feel"