Let's get right down to business here. Someone went buck wild in the "green room" backstage area and covered it with approximately 30-35 sharpie-rendered dicks. Like, "man dicks," that's right! It's almost like the fat kid from Superbad snuck in there and went to town. There were big veiny ones, dicks drawn on animals, and my personal favorite "These Arms Are Boners," which was a take off on the popular Seattle band "These Arms Are Snakes," and featured a man with two dick-arms spurting semen. There were even dicks drawn on women and children - this guy was holding nothing back.
Not even our old stickers were spared. Nice work!
My theory is that some bored, drunk band member with an immaturity level on par with mine and Joey's was responsible. This guy not only loves the cock, but loves people's reactions to cocks in "unusual" circumstances. Is it just me, or is dick humor one of the most amusing things in the whole world, right up there with sexism, racism and of course, farting noises!
3 comments:
Fag.
that same drunk band member must have played at the funhouse aswell cause there are dicks and cocks of all sorts on the walls there there has to be damn near one hundred. the best backstage room i have been in so far if you ask me.
chaps
hahahaha! I love it. You and Joey must have been pissing yourselves.
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