Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Four Legged Friends. . .With Benefits!

Now, I am seriously not a bestiality connoisseur, but if I were I would most def start a web site entitled "Four Legged Friends. . .With Benefits!" I would lure people into the site by showing cutesy photos of various puppies and their names.



"SUNSHINE"

Now imagine this, here's the whole online experience - you go to the site and see a photo of this smiling, happy little fella named "Sunshine." You click on his photo for "more info," and SURPRISE, you get a bunch of shots of "Sunshine" mounting various women in all sorts of positions. When finished, Sunshine is awarded a big, heaping bowl of Alpo, and a nice scratch on the back of his neck.



Gretch with "Roman."

On a related note, my friend Gretchen at one point posted a photo of her with a big ass dog named "Roman." Of course this was a completely innocent photo, but I decided to leave a comment, "This is a good "rear mount" shot. They don't call it "doggy-style" for nothing!" For some reason this inspired her to create a whole album entitled, "Just for Big Moosey." Please, give it a look!



My original comment here was, "DUDE! This photo should seriously go on dogsonblondes.com It looks like you're completely naked and the dog is about to mount you! Word." I would now like to update it by saying it should go on "drunkenblondesandtheenormousdogsthatlovethem.com"

4 comments:

Unknown said...

If you want to buy any of the above domain names they are now available. I own them all. Just name your price.

Ben said...

TJ. . .that is fucking perfect! I really like the idea of "Drunken Blondes and the Enormous Dogs That Love Them." You know, there's a lot of specific kinks out there, and this may be one of them. Let's start it up!

Ben said...

Also, I thought "Dogs on Blondes" was a real site, no?

Anonymous said...

interesting article. I would love to follow you on twitter.