"Oh Yeah, That Fucker's Coming Out!"

I have a friend we'll call "Bagel" who likes to play a fun, drunken game. While walking home from a drinking establishment while heavily intoxicated, "Bagel" likes to test the durability of various signs. Be it a stop sign, street sign, or business sign, they're each given a good shake, and if loose enough in the ground, they get yanked out. It's also very important to yell the phrase, "oh yeah, this fucker's coming out" if the sign in question feels like it will pull right up. Now, you can only perform this task if you're blacked out drunk, and will most likely not remember committing the crime the following morning. It also is one of the most hilarious acts you'll ever witness - right up there with drunkenly jumping into your neighbor's "large bush."



So, I got to work this morning and the stop sign right in front of my office was laying in the brush. A smile broke across my face, and I said aloud to no one in particular, "fuck yeah, Bagel's been here!"