This may very well be my favorite one of these so far. Unfortunately, there were no photos included:
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Your loss is my gain. My girlfriend got evicted from her apartment so she has to move in with me. For reasons I don’t need to explain I need to ditch my expansive porno dvd collection before she moves in and discovers it. I have about 35 dvd’s some really good ones including Pirates I & II, Asian Lust #2, Super Hot Moms, to name a few. I need to get rid of these things ASAP. I will be up until about 3:30am tonight, ideally you can come get them tonight. I need to move them before tomorrow morning and my gf’s move in. Thanks and call my cell tonight if interested:
Corry
Comments, anyone? PLEASE?
2 comments:
I like how in the beginning of the post it's " my girlfriend" and by the end of the post he says "my gf's", as if she became pluralized. Perhaps a Freudian slip after he thought about all those other porn chicks?
Also: If I were letting a chick (who, mind you, is irresponsible/dumb/broke enough to somehow get herself evicted) move in with me, I'd tell her she had better learn to live with the porn collection. Beggars can't be choosers, honey!
Oh, Lioness. You are so incredibly insightful. Seriously, if he's being nice enough to let her move in, she should be able to put up with a little "Hot Mom's" action. Shit, I wonder if he was able to get rid of those movies? I should call him. . .
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