If you've ever spent any time hanging out with Adam and I, you know our conversations tend to get a little "interesting." Whether it's punching people out, hookers floating in rivers, fisting, shitting, or raping my hamster, it's a rare occassion that finds us discussing anything normal.
So it was with great pleasure that I received the following text message today. To put this in context, Adam is currently visting our friend Jesse and Dana in Philadelphia:
Adam:
Just had sex on Benjmamin Franklin's grave.
Ben:
Awesome! Did Descie like it? Did you guys go for a little 3 way necrohpilia?
Adam:
Yes. We dug him up, pissed in his skull, then I came in his mouth as Des drank it.
Ben:
Did you use any of his bones to stretch out Des's asshole?
Adam:
Yes, but halfway through it snapped and my head got caught.
4 comments:
i thought Adam was GAY.
Oh he is gay, totally gay. Just ask him!
Wait, I take that back. He's gay but also will indulge in heterosexual sex. . .only if it's with a dead body.
I also heard he loves to eat placenta!
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