This morning Greg, my African-American buddy that I share an office with, was doing some maintenance on a boiler on the roof.
I jokingly asked him, "Greg, did you see the fiddler on the roof while you were up there?" He paused, looked at me and said, "shit, I didn't see no fiddler on the god damn roof! If I seen a fiddler up there, I'd be calling the police. Fuck that fiddler, that's my roof!"
This guy is so quotable I'm thinking of starting an entire blog dedicated solely to the crazy shit he says!
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