Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Wisdom of Wilkes: Part 5



Today, ol' Gregory and I got into a discussion about being retired and what we would want to do. I mentioned that I'd like to buy an RV and just travel all over the country. In response, Greg had this to say:

"Shit man, you don't wanna be driving one them RV's around these days. Muthafuckas know you gots money, you old, and they come rob your ass. What you need is an uzi. And stock that bitch with some grenades. What you'd want to do if you was retired was sell some crack rock. Then you'd have all the ho's after you. Ooooohhh, give me some of that crack. I'll fuck your old ass."